katalyna-rose:

solaspls:

charamei:

stravaganza:

periegesisvoid:

jewishzevran:

kinkyfenris:

“grey wardens cannot involve themselves in political affairs” is my favorite lie in the entire series

it’s right up tehre with “the only way to get rid of a demon is to kill the host”

“barriers can only be destroyed with an attack of the opposite element”

“I can pick locks” – Zevran Arainai (9:40 Dragon)

“The magic that created the Breach is unlike any I have ever seen.”

“My name is Solas.”

“I don’t know what the relic is.” – Isabela

crazycatladyinwaiting:

puritanical:

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

bisexualcaptainkirk:

Dragon Age + shitpostgenerator

uriellactaea:

gugle1980:

kawereen:

princessvicky01:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

Cullen Rutherford is the kind of dude that talks in his sleep and sometimes snores so loudly that he wakes himself up and yells “wHO’S THERE”

One time he fell asleep during the war council and woke up suddenly yelling”IM’ AWAKE” and Josephine shrieked

What do you mean you’ve never done that before? I thought everyone had!?

This is too funny and cute to ignore! I really wanted to draw both headcanons but my hand doesn’t want to cooperate right now

OMG ! I almost choked with my apple 😂😂😂 this is so cute!!!

Good to know 😂

thecopperkidd:

Josie: I need this as research material!!! (part 1)

wackd:

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

grandpaq:

swag-knight:

roslips:

blm1997:

It (2017)

The grimm adventures of billy and Mandy Sweetie, I’m so sorry

Did he say Crap!?!?

This is comedy. 😂

holmesianscholar:

notmydate:

black-nata:

shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese

Never forget how close he came.

“Ended the line of durin”

I’m dying

gayping:

what an icon

what your Inquisition romance says about you

how-about-that-dragon-age:

Solas: overanalyzes everything; definite voice kink

Dorian: you get into fights over lore for your fave book series; cares Too Much

Cassandra: a buff and tough woman could snap you in half over your knee and you’d say “thanks”

Blackwall: lumbersexual, probably would unironically call your SO ‘daddy’

Cullen: you would gladly settle down with your SO and 10000 dogs

Josephine: you just want to kiss a soft and lovely lady and that’s what you came here to do; cries while watching Disney

Iron Bull: you laugh at dick jokes and your own shitty puns

Sera: furiously gay; has no filter and apologizes for cursing with “oh fuck sorry”