starlightnyx:

claup777:

Me: I’m going to bed

What people think I mean:

What I actually mean:

Where is the lie

somewhere-otherthan-here:

ommanyte:

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

I will never not reblog this

ask-the-egos:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea