Ladies of Dragon Age II:

Isabela, Captain of the seas

avatar-chang:

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

slavetomyheadcanon:

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

esso-is:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

between-stars-and-waves:

marzipanandminutiae:

snarkymonkeyprime:

talkingcinemalight:

my-abibliophobia:

To sum up this book in a single sentence – “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur.

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it.

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.

@systlin

This guy has a whole website

It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT

I need this book!

@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system

“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”

I lost it at that line 😀

im Rabbit

AMAZING

I know a book I need now. =)

I’m so glad I now know about this book.

vinnie-cha:

i need answers to what the rest of your party actually does when the inquisitor gets on a mount, in the mean time this is my only conclusion

samconcklin:

Jeebu forgive me, I hopped on the meme train.

worthikids:

I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY

thebidetective:

it’s BI VISIBILITY DAY so let’s celebrate with some of the most badass bi women out there!

learningtoacceptchange:

swingsetindecember:

hynpos:

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking

LET HADES BE INTO PEGGING