Hozier songs are like a kiss on the forehead while having a picnic in a forest at sunset or having really sacrilegious sex in a cathedral at midnight. There is no in between.
Alistair: you’re attracted to a sense of humor and there’s a part of you that appreciates cheesy romance
Morrigan: you’re into women that could walk on your face and you’d say thanks
Zevran: you were planning on romancing someone else, and then after meeting Zevran you had a “holy shit Zevran is smooth as FUCK” realization before quickly changing your romance
Leliana: you like cute girls
Anders: someone probably thinks that you’re the most boring person in existence or the most obnoxious person in existence
Isabela: you say “holy shit I am so gay” on a regular basis, or you’re really into women that could walk on your face and you’d say thanks
Fenris: you might have a voice kink
Merrill: you like cute girls
Sebastian: you tend to not get along with people that romanced Anders
Cassandra: you’re definitely into badass women that could walk on your face and you’d say thanks
Blackwall: you’re really into men with beards, you’re a sucker for redemption arcs, or your canon inquisitor is a dwarf (or all of the above)
Iron Bull: you either really wanted to romance Sten in DAO or you’re into extremely muscular men, and if you romanced him with a qunari inquisitor you are physically incapable of shutting up about it
Josephine: you really like cute girls
Sera: you’re gay and you think dick jokes are hilarious
Dorian: you probably really, really hate doribull
Cullen: you probably romanced Alistair in DAO
Solas: you’re attracted to intellect and you enjoy suffering
“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”
Stop.
Carnelian
Cairngorm
Cassiterite
Smoky Quartz
Zircon (brown)
Citrine
Diaspore
Dravite
Enstatite
Hessonite
That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one.
I am so glad someone did this.
if you don’t want someone to have brown eyes because you can’t compare them to a gem then you’re a bad writer
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