dyr0z:

Imagine Hawke and Varric appearing at a Romanced!Cullen office like this:

pepsigem:

the lion king 2019

Nala: Simba, I’m here to take you home

Simba:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

heartgemsona:

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

cruelestnightmare:

unicornempire:

capeandcowl:

rosegoldspock:

its 2017, we’re discovering new earthlike planets, rogue nasa is out there doing its thing. my dudes. here it is. the beginning of starfleet

Im up for boldly getting the fuck out of here

Sign me up.

shoot me into the void

queen-of-dirt:

girls-to-avoid:

helthehatter:

girls-to-avoid:

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

He’s a very good boy

Ohhh my God