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alexandrawr94:

i-solemnly-bloody-swear:

platform9and3quart3rs:

partiallythere:

reggiephelps:

Oi! Angelina!

One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball.

No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol

Fred and Neville both looking really impressed in the background

Guys excuse me but thatā€™s Fred asking Angelina to ball and George is one who looks impressed

Honestly, you call yourself our mother

the-x-button:

reddyrabbit:

kasaron:

squeakyfoam:

dayonedropped:

The entire thread continued like this.

as it should be

Youā€™re goddamn right.

Iā€™ll have you know Iā€™m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

Itā€™s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

dont FUCKING scare me like that

solxrenigma:

blue-bird-of-two-faces:

spottytonguedog:

maneth985:

phil-of-the-phuture:

anonymouscatperson:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

catf8sh:

bye-onara:

robotbisexual:

karajames:

poonpie:

thesoftgrape:

thehumorousace:

lgbtqpjo:

People need to realize that thereā€™s a difference between straight people and Straight Peopleā„¢

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Personā„¢: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused šŸ‘Œ

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: ā€œIā€™m gay.ā€

White Gays: ā€œI canā€™t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because Iā€™ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? Iā€™M GAY!ā€

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i donā€™t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypicalā„¢: Happiness is a choice!! āœØāœØHave you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale āœØāœØ

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender
Cis Personā„¢: It doesnā€™t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! Iā€™m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! šŸš¹šŸšŗ

men: I identify as male.

Menā„¢: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I donā€™t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheistsā„¢: Donā€™t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someoneā€™s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guysā„¢: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

christians: i believe in God

Christiansā„¢: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

This whole post is gold