the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order
that’s rough buddy
no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants
that part where they’re all completely baffled by there being just a regular bear
Consider:
Maybe it’s friendly
Can your Science explain why it rains
The Boulder feels conflicted
HOW can you SAY that
We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!
Hello, Zuko here
ALSO:
It’s Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
I’m Wang Fire. And this is my wife, Sapphire… Fire
And this is Katara, my flying sister
ZUKO, I WANT YOU TO DANCE WITH ME
when Aang grabbed Ozai by his stupid goat beard right before kicking his ass
Sokka: I can’t see ANYTHING! Toph: Oh no, what a nightmare! Sokka: Sorry.
You’re forgetting the VERY BEST:
• That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because… It’s so sharp.
Maybe: – That’s a great idea! Let the blind girl fly the giant air ship. – I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write! – Hey! Riot! – Why am I so bad at being good?! – Take a bite out of the silver sandwich. – The father lord – I don’t need any calming tea!
This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!
Uncle…that’s what all tea is.
How could a member of my own family say something SO HORRIBLE?
ok but – “Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third”
AND
– “MY CABBAGES!!!!!”
“I can see everything, I just don’t see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.”
– FOOD EATS PEOPLE – Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench ya – unless… THIS IS THE FUTURE?! – my own mother thought I was a monster… she was right of course but it still hurt
consider: all of atla is the best moment
“Take your head out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka!”
oh come on, you guys forgotten about
“That lemur! It’s earthbending!” “You must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.”
“Okay Karma person or thing whoevers in charge of this stuff, if I can
just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat, and sarcasm.
Ok? That’s all I got. It’s pretty much my whole identity, Sokka, the
meat and sarcasm guy, but I’m willing to be Sokka the veggies and
straight talk fellow. Deal?” *Aang shows up* “Aang! Got any meat?”
This guy had wine ready at the relationship reunion with Shepherd. Which means that he had to have it on him since he says he bought it with his new pay, right?
Which means, he most likely bought it with his first big check and carried it around the whole time Shepherd was under house arrest and THROUGH THE ENTIRE REAPER INVASION. Because he was fighting on the front line and I didn’t see any open shops on that moon. On the chance that not only would Shepherd would come to get him but also that she would want to get back with him.
I just love the idea that his task force gave him Hell all the time about it. Like bugging him and prodding him ‘Who’s the lucky lady’ etc etc. And their horror when they find out it’s Commander Fucking Shepherd.
idk why do firebenders lose their bending during the day of black sun but dont lose their bending at night like thats also dark bitch wtf
I don’t think it’s just the darkness I think it has something to do with the blocking of the sun spirit’s energy something something magic something moon something. Like how Katara is a more powerful bender depending on the moon and the tides. Plus I’m pretty sure firebenders tend to be weaker at night, but not completely powerless.
Firebenders are strongest during the day because of the energy they get from the sun.
Waterbenders get their energy from the moon and their power rises and falls with the tides/lunar phases.
An eclipse is a big ball of water energy covering a big ball of fire energy, meaning the moon is 2x strong against the sun.
Firebenders don’t lose their power at night because moonlight is refracted sunlight.
Seriously, did no one think of this? When Iroh tells Zhao, “Don’t kill the moon spirit, we need it too” what did you think he meant?
Zhao was that much of a fucking idiot.
Zhao looked at only the first few responses to this post and went on his merry way.
this husky is mad because he wants to take a bath but isn’t allowed to
let my poor baby take his bath
If y’all really knew. If y’all really knew what utter drama queens huskies are this wouldn’t surprise you at all.
This is my life.
Literally my husky is the same way. He’s only a few months and he’ll cry to go back outside after being in the house two seconds.
I once ran out of my house in my pajamas at 2 in the fucking morning because I heard a dog screaming like it had been hit by a car. As I’m pelting towards the road barefoot I see an open garage with two people standing there and a husky in the back of a truck. I slowed down and asked them if that noise had been their dog.
Heavily embarrassed they admitted that it was. The reason for the godawful tortured sound the dog had made?
“We took his running harness off.”
And that was the moment I vowed to never own a husky.
I frequently pet sit for a friend’s husky, who is completely normal and unremarkable for her kind with one crucial exception.
She is dumb as soup.
(You didn’t hear that from me: her owner thinks she’s a genius, bless him.)
Anyway, my dog Tribble thinks Arya the husky is one of her very own adopted babies, so she stays with us fairly often. Reasons I have heard this dog dissolve into a screaming, wailing meltdown include:
I followed my buddy up a mildly steep hill and now she’s gone and I can’t figure out how to get down
That one cat won’t be friends with me even though all the others will
I hopped up on the sofa and the hardwood floor next to it is much more confusing than the laminate I have lived on since I was two months old and I don’t know how to get down
I’m mildly bored and my buddy yelled at me when I tried to bite her neck for the zillionth time
I want to play with that potted plant but you said I couldn’t
I’m overcome with joy because you took me on a walk to the hardware store
I want that biscuit but I forgot what sit means and now I’m frustrated
I haven’t seen you in two weeks and I forgot you weren’t dead and I’m overjoyed
You are not petting me enough
You are not petting me at all
I got lost four times in five minutes on the off leash trail and now you won’t let me off again for a while
There’s a brush and I need it
You made eye contact with me and didn’t immediately drop everything to pet me
She’s a very good dog, and she’s a sweet dog who is never offended by anything, but the screaming has singlehandedly ensued I will never, ever, ever own a husky. I like having functioning ears too much.
To be fair, you and your friend may both be right: huskies, like border-collies, are just intelligent enough to develop Exciting Cognitive Neuroses, much like a toddler, which frankly dumber dogs will skip because they don’t actually have quite enough extra cognitive space to think up ways to be utterly fucking ridiculous.
I kind of suspect this is going on here in part because of the dog being so very specifically upset that the one cat won’t be friends, despite all the other cats being friends, and also the overcome-with-joy bits: you’ll notice they’re very similar to what makes toddlers randomly cry for no reason.
Where a bulldog doesn’t care about the difference between laminate and hardwood, a husky is just smart enough to get VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THESE ARE SUBTLY DIFFERENT AND POSSIBLY IT MEANS THAT GETTING DOWN WILL BE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE AAAAAUGH! and get hysterically anxious about it.
“Smarter”, in animals as in humans, does not actually always mean “more sensible.” XD
I was feeling very lonely this evening and now I’m laughing down to my belly so thank you for this post
This is a prize from a very, very old giveaway of mine, but it was a delight to work on and Cas is truly an amazing human being! I’m very pleased with how it turned out. 🙂
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