People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.
I love this fucking book
“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.
“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”
there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying
I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.”
And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”
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Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds → [3/?]
ok I’m dead
THE NO-FACE ONE THO
the monty hall saga
please watch brooklyn nine-nine
hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.
I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.
whenever i look up edi reference every time i’m like
oh yeah
edi has a belly button
like an acTUAL BUTTON
i wonder what
Nicole Spose • Colet 2018
The nicest angel you have
Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.
Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.
The theme at the Black Panther premiere was “African Royalty”.
I’m sobbing at how beautiful they all are.





