forkwhilefork:

julyalightt:

sweet-permanent-dreams:

brohecking:

full offence but if your son lays awake at night wishing he was dead because you insist that he’s your daughter you have failed as a parent

Same goes if your daughter lays awake at night wishing she was dead because you insist she’s your son.

same as if your child lays awake at night wishing they were dead because you insist they’re your son or daughter.

I forgot about nonbinary people for a sec and thought the last one was about kidnapping

dorkus-malorkus:

To the people who reblog from me regularly but don’t really interact:

I notice, and I appreciate you, and hope your day is going well.

leggyboyjohnson:

transmedicalismkills:

istudypirates:

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”