noctuaalba:

scumbag-solas:

Alright so I promised I would do a giveaway a while ago and I’m finally getting around to it. Big thanks to @noctuaalba and @nippaaah for agreeing to draw prizes for the giveaway! 

Rules: 

  1. You must be a follower to enter, I will check.
  2. No giveaway blogs
  3. 1 reblog = 1 entry (likes count too)
  4. Winners will be drawn via random number generator and announced by 5pm EST on the 31st

Good luck everyone and thank you for following me. I never expected this many people to actually LIKE my blog tbh.

HEY HEY HEY! look!
I’m drawing a prize for the lovely @scumbag-solas‘ giveaway ! ! !  

noctuaalba:

scumbag-solas:

Alright so I promised I would do a giveaway a while ago and I’m finally getting around to it. Big thanks to @noctuaalba and @nippaaah for agreeing to draw prizes for the giveaway! 

Rules: 

  1. You must be a follower to enter, I will check.
  2. No giveaway blogs
  3. 1 reblog = 1 entry (likes count too)
  4. Winners will be drawn via random number generator and announced by 5pm EST on the 31st

Good luck everyone and thank you for following me. I never expected this many people to actually LIKE my blog tbh.

HEY HEY HEY! look!
I’m drawing a prize for the lovely @scumbag-solas‘ giveaway ! ! !  

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

chancethereaper:

sanctferum:

isweartocoffee:

illiop-jo:

crunchie-morris:

deathtokillian:

thetrashmouthclub:

eclinu:

vdankphantrash:

fandomsandanythingelse:

velociowlstudios:

kallani-ex-machina:

velociowlstudios:

madmaxyuriroad:

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

image

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

ah, you can’t sit with us 🙂

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

fuck off!

ADAM