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tinsnip:

ladyyatexel:

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

noctuaalba:

scumbag-solas:

Alright so I promised I would do a giveaway a while ago and I’m finally getting around to it. Big thanks to @noctuaalba and @nippaaah for agreeing to draw prizes for the giveaway! 

Rules: 

  1. You must be a follower to enter, I will check.
  2. No giveaway blogs
  3. 1 reblog = 1 entry (likes count too)
  4. Winners will be drawn via random number generator and announced by 5pm EST on the 31st

Good luck everyone and thank you for following me. I never expected this many people to actually LIKE my blog tbh.

HEY HEY HEY! look!
I’m drawing a prize for the lovely @scumbag-solas‘ giveaway ! ! !