call-life-arlelt:

SMACK DOWN!!!!! PLEASE LET EVERYONE SAYING MERRIL IS A SILLY NAIVE GOOSE SEE THIS POST BECAUSE SEE THIS POST RIGHT HERE???? SHE ABSOLUTELY KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING SHE SLAM DUNKED ANDERS BACK INTO DARKTOWN WHILE PROVING SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DEALING WITH. AND YOU BETTER DEAL WITH THAT, NERDS.

jas720:

tallstertrash:

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

How I see the Dragon Age protagonists

ryoutamisaki:

Hero of Ferelden: “I tried to help a cool old dude save the day and now some asshole has a bounty on me. I want revenge but sure, I’ll save the world while I’m at it.”

Champion of Kirkwall: “Oops. Fuck. Fuck! Shit. Didn’t mean to do that. Guess we’re doing this now. I totally meant for that to happen. Yeah, I’m totally a hero… GODDAMNIT, ANDERS, I SAID NO!”

Inquisitor: “I got lost on my way to the bathroom at the Conclave and now I’m in charge of a political movement and my hand glows. *deep breath* OKAY, I GUESS.”

DA4 Protagonist(probably): “I did not make this mess. I did not ask for this. Who said I can handle this? That liar. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE! CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN.”

mistresstrevelyan:

feynites:

kvrnsteins:

flmeth:

She was the best of them. She cared for her people. She protected them.

#I am ABSOLUTELY convinced that the reason that she isn’t as derogatory about the dalish  #as the other two  #is that she lived the intervening centuries  #she saw how much was stolen from them  #how much the loss of their culture and their magic–however flawed it was–damaged them  #and how far they climbed back  #with nothing but their will and their hands and their stories to do it with  #she didn’t wake to a degraded people  #she saw a living people not only surviving but striving for more (via)

She watched it happen.

However badly the elves have it now, it must have been an incredible nightmare immediately after the Veil went up. Cities fell. Literally; they were in the sky and they fell. Whole communities got wiped out. Elves got stuck with their consciousness in one place and their body in another. People who had spent their entire lives doing stuff with magic, suddenly couldn’t use it. Or only some of them could, but inconsistently. They were cut off from spirits. Nothing worked anymore. They went from the magical equivalent of our level of technology, to the stone age, in a bloody and relatively unexpected cataclysm.

Solas… I don’t think he saw that. I think he knew, intellectually, that it would be a disaster. But I don’t think, since Trespasser, that he actually saw it. I think he slept through most of that period, when the mortality first set in, and elves were starving, and living in the ruins of their empire, and having to figure out how to light a fire without magic. And then invaders came, and enslaved them. All that fighting to ‘free’ them, and what did it amount to? Some years of exceedingly harsh survival, followed by enslavement. Again.

And then centuries of that enslavement. Of having their new ‘masters’ pick their own culture clean for the bits they liked, and denying it from them. Magisters examining elven techniques and lore while passing laws that prohibit their elven slaves from reading. Using their blood in rituals. Walking on their backs to try and reach those same lofty heights that the evanuris had reached for.

But the elves survived.

Hit after hit, and any of them could have wiped them out. They could have died after the Veil went up. They could have faded away beneath the crushing weight of Tevinter. Mythal watched them take punch after punch after punch, and stay standing. Arlathan. The Veil. Tevinter. Orlais. She has definitely seen these people spend centuries living just one step away from complete genocide, and yet, they’re still here. They’ve fought. They’ve bent their knees when they needed to, bowed their heads, sent their loved ones running while they accepted death to buy them time. They’ve smuggled the gemstones of their culture in secret, in songs and whispers and totems tucked beneath their rags, and they’ve pieced together new maps of faith and resilience that are their own.

The elves of Thedas have been on the brink of annihilation since before humans even came to their continent.

But they aren’t gone yet.

And I think, after seeing all of that, it would be impossible for Mythal to mistake them for weak. Whatever plans she does or does not have, she’s seen her people survive what must surely have seemed like surefire extinction time, and time, and time again. It takes a certain kind of fool to witness that sort of resilience and discount it, and Mythal’s not that fool.

@knightofphoenix