glyndarling:

kestrel-tree:

lesbianopinions:

don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men

If someone says this to you:

“Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot”

I know I reblogged this mere hours ago, but it’s so good I wanna do it again.

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

the-queen-of-thedas:

ominousdeer:

i can pinpoint the moment he received The Lip Scar with almost mathematical precision