Sera: Why are dwarves so short but carve their tunnels so tall?
Blackwall: They choose to show their stature in other ways. Or it’s compensation.
Sera: Okay. The second obvious reason is funny you answered. You’re swinging a giant sword around.
Blackwall: That’s not compensation. That’s a counterweight.
Blackwall: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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au where the “american” inquisitor is voiced by patrick warburton aka Kronk
“oh right, the temple. the temple for mythal. the temple chosen specifically to worship mythal. mythal’s temple.”
Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.
don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww
#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan
also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier.
Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.
if this isn’t the best post i don’t
So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.
Witch King: No living man can kill me!
several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*
Witch King: Oh fuck…
the world of thedas
f a s h i o n
I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS
BEST POST EVER
I think we all needed to see this (Source: https://ift.tt/2Jpsbnl)
I shall now attempt to summarize fma in one sentence
Two little boys take the “bargaining” stage of grief a little too literally.
- The term “bodybuilding” is grossly misunderstood.
The funniest thing I’ve seen this week on Twitter. By Scottish standup comedian
Ashley Storrie. (@ashleystorrie on Twitter)
Jester sings “Popular”
Bones Malone and the spooky boys.