dorkynanni:

Spider-Man: Hey Mr. Black Panther Sir?

Black Panther: Yes, spider boy?

Spider-Man: Spider-Man, actually. Anyway, when you see something, like, really dumb happen, are you ever tempted to say “Wakanda nonsense is this?”?

Black Panther: No. Never

Black Panther, internally: Yes

damnagotchi:

what your dai li says about you

blackwall: home depot gets you uncomfortably sweaty

cassandra: youre a lesbian who wants a sugar mama

cullen: you somehow believe alistair was a white blond in dao

cole: you think ghosthunting is a dating servicd

dorian: u WOULD fuck a vampire and you dont care who knows it

harding: youre bitter that there hasnt been a dwarf LI yet and you wont let bioware forget it

iron bull: youre a monsterfucker

josephine: ur a very sweet person but u gotta calm down and put the caffiene down please for the love of god dont drink another energy drink

sera: lukas kristjansen (seras writer) is your nemesis and you will not let anyone forget it

solas: you feel like everything personally slights you, specifically, specifically you are inconvenienced by everything

vivienne: youre a butch who wants a femme gf to spoil but youll be damned if youre gonna talk to another girl

varric: lol

fenharelenasalin:

azzandra:

azzandra:

Imagine the poor Inquisition soldier who had to report that shit to Cullen though. Imagine the poor hapless recruit who had to explain to Cullen that yes, the Avvar were attacking, yes, with catapults. No, there’s no damage, uh. 

They seem to have launched

a goat

at Skyhold’s walls.

Imagine the poor sap who drew the short straw and had to insist that no, he was not joking, the goat flinging is quite real, Commander.

Oh man, but the Avvar, though.

Like, this seems like a common way of expressing grievance against the thane of a hold, by smearing the walls with goat’s blood. But Avvar holds are usually much smaller than Skyhold, so.

So the chief was probably standing there trying to figure out the mechanics of how to get all the way up to Skyhold’s walls.

And someone was like

‘Know what could reach there? Catapults.’

And Movran the Under was like, brilliant. Load up the goat immediately.

I love the Avvar.

Words cannot express.