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This dialogue cut from the game stayed in my brain and I wanted to write a little something about Cullen talking in his sleep:
A voice cuts through the darkness, startling the Inquisitor awake.
Cullen: What?
*Inquisitor twists on her side to find Cullen with one arm draped over his face.*
Cullen: Who cares if there are more gardenias than tulips?
Cullen: He shouldn’t have antagonized the nuggalope in the first place.
*Smiling, she draws her fingers softly over his hair, trying to not wake him*
Cullen: Damn it, dwarf!
Inquisitor *whispering*: He must mean Varric.
Cullen: How many bees? Is that all? Put on a helmet and get in there!
*Inquisitor chuckles remembering far too well that Satinalia*
Cullen: Of course he’s a mage. He carries a staff everywhere. I’m not an idiot.
Cullen *growls*: Do not test me, mage.
*Inquisitor sits up holding her breath*
Cullen: No. Please. Not again.
Cullen *grows more agitated*: I can’t… You swore to come back. You promised me…
Inquisitor: Cullen… *She rises on her stump, trying to pry away the sweat-soaked curls from his forehead*
Cullen: Stay. Don’t go. Don’t leave. Return. Swear you will.
Inquisitor *brushing her lips over his forehead*: I won’t go. I never will again. I’m here with you. *She locks her remaining fingers in his* Always.
*Cullen quiets, his brow unfurrowing*
*Inquisitor curls up around him, her head nestled against his strong heart*
Cullen *whispers*: Good.
So sweet!
bubbles
A British graffiti artist’s year-long battle with a local council – and
how that squabble transformed an otherwise unremarkable brick building –
has been recorded in a gloriously amusing photo series.(x)
This kind of thing always makes me feel weirdly patriotic.
Do you ever just….
Valkyrie concept art for Thor: Ragnarok by Ryan Meinerding
My absolute favorite thing about DAI
Inquisitor: holy fuck there is something important nearby. I can feel it
Cassandra: a legendary sword?
Solas: an ancient tome?
Inquisitor: no a fuckin bottle of wine, thank god
Wisteria & Sakura
by jun
CAN YOU DRAW ZEV FLIRTING WITH ALISTAIR AFTER HE TOOK OF HIS CLOTHES IN THE GAUNTLET? ????/?”/
I wasn’t planning on doing anymore requests for now but oh my gosh this was just to great of an ask.
Prepare for trouble, and make it double
Couldn’t ask for a better team







