amiovergarrusvakarian:

snizabelle:

ME2 Garrus: So ‘Archangel’ is just a silly name the locals gave me. I don’t mind I guess but uhhhh don’t call me that. Also I’m kinda supposed to be dead so

ME3 Garrus: Hi, I’m Archangel, did I mention i was Archangel??? Because I’m totally Archangel and I killed three guys with one bullet once. Because I AM ARCHANGEL. Yup, Codename: Archangel that’s me again I am Archangel it’s spelled A-R-C-

No.

I am not over Garrus Vakarian.

snizabelle:

Help I can’t decide which ‘Solana finds out Garrus and Shepard are dating’ scenario I like better

1. Garrus just tells Sol he and Shepard are together. She nods thoughtfully and says she wishes them both happiness. Then she calmly pulls up her omni-tool. 

Garrus: ….What are you doing? 

Sol: Me? Nothing. *continues dialing* 

Garrus: Who are you calling?? 

Sol: No one. *click* Hello, dad? 

Garris: *leaps out of his chair* 

Sol: You are NOT gonna BELIEVE who- *gets tackled by Garrus*

2. Sol knows he’s with SOMEONE she just doesn’t know who and she hounds him and keeps guessing until she figures it out. 

Sol: Is it someone you work with? 

Garrus: I… 

Sol: Is it an alien? Is it a human?? 

Garrus: ….uh… 

Sol: Is it Commander Shepard? 

Garrus: ….  

Sol: Is it ComMANDER SHEPARD?? IS IT COMMANDER SHEPARD?!?

3. Solana just straight up walks in on Garrus and Shepard making out and starts screaming