Author: giipsydanger

dalishious:

trashbinwonderland:

The true dragon age inquisition experience no matter how many times you’ve played it already

  • spending at least half an hour choosing your race/gender/class/speciality
  • spending an hour actually making your inquisitor
  • overexposured Leliana face (how did they get it that white)
  • *herald ate a very sour lemon while running towards the bridge and fell*
  • unnecessary loud bridge collapse
  • “the magic here is unlike any i’ve seen” r u sure about that Solas
  • i just want to secure some horses to the inquisition and need to kill the wolves i don’t wanna deal with that level million rift
  • find a passage to the wolf cave from the witchwood and realize your life is lie
  • I JUST WANT TO GET THE FINAL CAMP ON THE HILL AND THERE’S THREE BEARS
  • “we just opened them up, with äxes”
  • why are you greatly disapproving me i’m right mages should be free
  • “i can’t come in unless you open” aw cole
  • *montage to killing templars and failing to save anyone in haven because you have a bad eyesight and didn’t notice the woman under all the planks*
  • “wow i didn’t remember corypheus was that tall”
  • *causes and avalanche that busies all of Haven* they did that
  • unnecassarily long slow walk through the snow
  • the legend says once you gain the quest “to lure a dragon” all quillbacks and phoenixes disappear from the world in matter of milliseconds
  • where ht e  F u CK IS THE LAST TRAP
  • HOW THE FUCK IS CLAREL STILL ALIVE W HT A THE FCKU
  • the fact that you can’t accidentally walk in a dragon fight
  • except the one in crestwood please i just want to seal the rift
  • Continuously pressing the skip button through the unskipable 20 minute long segment of singing, finding skyhold, then becoming Inquisitor
  • Wasting money on a ton of schematics you will never use
  • Ditto for mounts
  • Collecting all the elfroot (and iron) every time you visit Haven so you don’t have to worry about it for the rest of the game
  • Playing The Floor is Lava in The Fallow Mire except the floor is water and the lava is unlimited zombies
  • Except your companions don’t know the rules
  • Spamming these bad boys when hiking cross country
  • And using them to launch yourself off ledges to see how far you can fly
  • Saving your super abilities for when you really need them and then end up never using them
  • Bull is out again
  • Cole is out again
  • Parkouring your way up to horribly placed shards
  • “Fuck that shard”
  • Forgetting this isn’t Skyrim and insisting your mount can climb a mountain
  • “This should hold back the darkspawn” …You sure about that
  • Wondering if you’ve got the banter bug and just when you’re getting on a mount your companions start talking before cutting off
  • Sighing deeply as you run forever and ever through the whole lot of nothing in the Hissing Wastes
  • Playing Hide and Seek with giants in the Emerald Graves
  • Accidentally hitting brontos when fighting said giants and now you’ve got two giants and seven brontos and all you wanted to do was to grab some landmarks damnit
  • Taking advantage of the no fall damage at Skyhold
  • Ignoring fall damage everywhere else
  • Travelling across the Waking Sea all the way to Kirkwall to adjust the opacity of your eyeshadow because holy shit it was definitely not that strong in the CC