birgittesilverbow:

katodown:

birgittesilverbow:

god i love blackwall because he looks like he’d come over for a booty call on friday, end up staying the weekend, build me a deck and wake me up with a hearty breakfast of whole grain wheat toast, goat butter, well fried bacon and cheese scrambled eggs with orange cinnamon rolls each morning

I love how this all starts with the assumption that he’d have enough self confidence to follow through with a booty call

it’s okay. ill take him to home depot beforehand. thats like foreplay for him right