I can’t pick my favourite
these are things i would write
Number #5 killed me
These sound like things I would write. I love books with quirky first-person narration.
I can’t decide which one’s my favorite omfg
The hummingbirds
The lamp just sat there, Like AN INANIMATE OBJECTAYSGDU OHHICFKDJ FDKC.
9. is brilliant.
Essie likes 4. XD/Good/, Number 5.
NOW STAY THAT WAY.
I showed my mum this b/c she’s an english teacher and she thinks it’s hilarious