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Why is the Penis Vice post suddenly getting notes again. Why have the gods forsaken me in this way.

In before someone asks (NSFW text ahead): https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/116484242846/his-inescapable-penis-vice-gripped-her-from

you know if I had to pick one human sex organ that could theoretically function as a vice I’m not sure if it’d be the penis, really.

There were lots of things wrong with the anatomy featured in that story. Penis Vice just happened to be one of the worse phrases.

oh my, this is somehow worse than the crucifix nail nips

It’s really not. Like it’s objectively awful, not good, very bad fiction. But it wasn’t trying to be anything other than cheap, cheap porn.

Crucifix Nail Nips was a vendetta against immorality and rife with all kinds of things I didn’t include in the original post because there was no way to make that kind of thing funny. I genuinely did not read to the very end of the manuscript because it was horrifically triggering.

But then I might be slightly bias from the author sending me death threats and making my life a living hell for several weeks.

Wait, wait, wait….CHRISTIAN EROTICA? Like, there’s a lot I’ve seen and wished I could unsee but those are two genres I would never have imagined smashed together? WTF?

Oh trust me, it’s a whole thing. It’s wild. We didn’t publish it as a general rule because it tends to go against the body positive, sex positive house rules we had in place. But I edited a lot of it in other places, and in the freelance circuit.

Virginity and “purity” feature heavily, and it tends to be super obsessed with things like first times and slut shaming (the bff is Always a fallen woman who is “loose with her affections” and generally either gets hurt for it, murdered, or becomes the antagonist for the MC by trying to steal the One True Love).

“All Men Are Prone To Rape, Which Only Your Purity And Connection To God Can Tame” (ew ew ew ew ew.)

And marriage is the one true goal. The sex scene after it will be tepid to lukewarm and generally focus heavily on pain and the hymen, but also finally feeling complete because a man has deemed you worthy. You will get pregnant from this first encounter with a penis. It proves your love is God ordained. The End. (Don’t attempt to play drinking games with Christian Erotica tropes. You will die.)