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Cullen: Blackwall informed me you can’t swim.

Inquisitor: So?

Cullen: What if you were thrown overboard while on a ship?

Inquisitor: I won’t get on any ships.

Cullen: I’m going to teach you. Here. *walks ankle deep into the water* Join me. It’s not too cold.

*Inquisitor takes two steps in*

Inquisitor: I don’t like this. How about I stay on shore and you do the swimming for me?

*Cullen glares*

Inquisitor: Fine, fine, show me first. How to not drown. I learn better by watching.

*Cullen takes off his armor and shirt* *He moves to dip down under the waves*

Inquisitor: What about your pants?!

Cullen: Right. *He strips off his trousers leaving a glistening nearly naked Commander standing in the blue waves* Like this. *Cullen moves his toned arms around* Are you watching?

Inquisitor: I’m riveted.