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azzandra:

azzandra:

Imagine the poor Inquisition soldier who had to report that shit to Cullen though. Imagine the poor hapless recruit who had to explain to Cullen that yes, the Avvar were attacking, yes, with catapults. No, there’s no damage, uh. 

They seem to have launched

a goat

at Skyhold’s walls.

Imagine the poor sap who drew the short straw and had to insist that no, he was not joking, the goat flinging is quite real, Commander.

Oh man, but the Avvar, though.

Like, this seems like a common way of expressing grievance against the thane of a hold, by smearing the walls with goat’s blood. But Avvar holds are usually much smaller than Skyhold, so.

So the chief was probably standing there trying to figure out the mechanics of how to get all the way up to Skyhold’s walls.

And someone was like

‘Know what could reach there? Catapults.’

And Movran the Under was like, brilliant. Load up the goat immediately.

I love the Avvar.

Words cannot express.