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Hawke: No one can fuck shit up as much as I have. I started the mage rebellion!

Inquisitor: …

Inquisitor: *has fought a darkspawn magister and survived the destruction of Haven, upset the political balance of Orlais in some way, either recruited the Wardens or exiled them, and is about to venture into the Arbor Wilds to find some ancient temple and piss off Corypheus AGAIN*

Inquisitor: Hold my fuckin’ beer.

Cassandra: Inquisitor, no-

Inquisitor: Inquisitor YES!