dalishious:

trashbinwonderland:

The true dragon age inquisition experience no matter how many times you’ve played it already

• spending at least half an hour choosing your race/gender/class/speciality
• spending an hour actually making your inquisitor
• overexposured Leliana face (how did they get it that white)
• *herald ate a very sour lemon while running towards the bridge and fell*
• unnecessary loud bridge collapse
• “the magic here is unlike any i’ve seen” r u sure about that Solas
• i just want to secure some horses to the inquisition and need to kill the wolves i don’t wanna deal with that level million rift
• find a passage to the wolf cave from the witchwood and realize your life is lie
• I JUST WANT TO GET THE FINAL CAMP ON THE HILL AND THERE’S THREE BEARS
• “we just opened them up, with äxes”
• why are you greatly disapproving me i’m right mages should be free
• “i can’t come in unless you open” aw cole
• *montage to killing templars and failing to save anyone in haven because you have a bad eyesight and didn’t notice the woman under all the planks*
• “wow i didn’t remember corypheus was that tall”
• *causes and avalanche that busies all of Haven* they did that
• unnecassarily long slow walk through the snow
• the legend says once you gain the quest “to lure a dragon” all quillbacks and phoenixes disappear from the world in matter of milliseconds
• where ht e  F u CK IS THE LAST TRAP
• HOW THE FUCK IS CLAREL STILL ALIVE W HT A THE FCKU
• the fact that you can’t accidentally walk in a dragon fight
• except the one in crestwood please i just want to seal the rift

• Continuously pressing the skip button through the unskipable 20 minute long segment of singing, finding skyhold, then becoming Inquisitor
• Wasting money on a ton of schematics you will never use
• Ditto for mounts
• Collecting all the elfroot (and iron) every time you visit Haven so you don’t have to worry about it for the rest of the game
• Playing The Floor is Lava in The Fallow Mire except the floor is water and the lava is unlimited zombies
• Except your companions don’t know the rules
• Spamming these bad boys when hiking cross country
• And using them to launch yourself off ledges to see how far you can fly
• Saving your super abilities for when you really need them and then end up never using them
• Bull is out again
• Cole is out again
• Parkouring your way up to horribly placed shards
• “Fuck that shard”
• Forgetting this isn’t Skyrim and insisting your mount can climb a mountain
• “This should hold back the darkspawn” …You sure about that
• Wondering if you’ve got the banter bug and just when you’re getting on a mount your companions start talking before cutting off
• Sighing deeply as you run forever and ever through the whole lot of nothing in the Hissing Wastes
• Playing Hide and Seek with giants in the Emerald Graves
• Accidentally hitting brontos when fighting said giants and now you’ve got two giants and seven brontos and all you wanted to do was to grab some landmarks damnit
• Taking advantage of the no fall damage at Skyhold
• Ignoring fall damage everywhere else
• Travelling across the Waking Sea all the way to Kirkwall to adjust the opacity of your eyeshadow because holy shit it was definitely not that strong in the CC