How I see the Dragon Age protagonists

Hero of Ferelden: “I tried to help a cool old dude save the day and now some asshole has a bounty on me. I want revenge but sure, I’ll save the world while I’m at it.”
Champion of Kirkwall: “Oops. Fuck. Fuck! Shit. Didn’t mean to do that. Guess we’re doing this now. I totally meant for that to happen. Yeah, I’m totally a hero… GODDAMNIT, ANDERS, I SAID NO!”
Inquisitor: “I got lost on my way to the bathroom at the Conclave and now I’m in charge of a political movement and my hand glows. *deep breath* OKAY, I GUESS.”
DA4 Protagonist(probably): “I did not make this mess. I did not ask for this. Who said I can handle this? That liar. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE! CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN.”