garrus:

against-stars:

nerdfordragons:

garrus:

against-stars:

samara: shepard why don’t you be the sexy bait for my serial-killing sex-vampire daughter

shepard: what a wonderful idea!!!

garrus: I SLIGHTLY OBJECT

cortez: hey shepard, how about you use this untested mech, go underwater, completely alone where a giant monster is waiting for you

garrus: WHAT NO-

shepard: SOUNDS GREAT

Legion: Shepard Commander, you must step inside this pod to connect to the geth servers!

Garrus: WAIT JUST A-

Shepard: Sweet! Naptime, see you guys in a bit!

the illusive man: hey shepard —

shepard: absolutely fucking not

garrus: oh thank god

shepard: I NEED AN EVAC. RIGHT NOW.

garrus: