Top Five Reasons I’d make a terrible Inquisitor

thesecondsealwrites:

kagetsukai:

princessvicky01:

Top 5 reasons I’m the wrong person for the job:

1. What do you mean I have to talk to people again? I talked to people yesterday – is that not enough!
2. Camping? For weeks on end? No.
3. Demons? If you think I’m going anywhere near those things you can think again!
4. …I faint at blood tests…
5.  I would feel the need to have a ‘pet’ dragon

Anyone else want to share and give this a go? I’d be interested to hear yours!

1. Ugh… Orlesians
2. Do we have to listen to what the Chantry has to say?
3. Can knock out a guy with bare hands; trips on a pebble and falls off the cliff and into the sea
4. Oh, we need to invest in draperies for the great hall? Great. Let’s renovate the kitchens instead so they can provide me with yummier food, faster.
5. Making awful puns at the worst possible time.

1. Where’s my dog?
2. You put me in charge and you’re surprised when I punch an Orlesianbad guy in the face?
3. There is no speaking to me until I’ve had my coffee. (fine…it’s possible I punched Ambassador Fancy Speech in the throat because I hadn’t had my coffee yet).
4. What do you mean I can’t fight from horseback?
5. Where the frell is my dog??