Why is it still 27 degrees Celsius in my living room at 9pm? How is that even a thing? This is the North of England damn it – if I wanted hot I would not be living here!
Me and the dog have decided to migrate and live in the garden (as we are both too big to get in the fridge!) – the midges will probably get me but screw it – wifi works and its cool, that’s all I want right now!