how to write smut

vorchagirl:

madhattaproductions:

theanticakes:

 – Fire. Everything is metaphorically on fire
 – All the things that are on fire are also dripping
 – Name seven things in the room. Those seven things are now pulsing
 – Pulsing with fiery drippery
 – Someone is heaps like a swan
 – Five sentences of physically implausible positions
 – The transition of two of those positions would probably turn one person inside out and heaps maim the other person
 – Three hundred names for a penis
 – One really poorly thought out name for a vagina
 – Both are on fire, but neither have chlamydia
 – She didn’t think she could do the thing. She did the thing. She gasps for the thirteenth time this paragraph
 – He stuck his throbbing memberpoledickpenisrodthingbishophosejackhammertool into her flowery fuckhole
 – Person A is bending backwards into anatomically incorrect positions again, nobody seems to care or call an exorcist
 – Person B hasn’t stopped gasping, someone should probably find an inhaler to alleviate their “swanlike neck”
 – Ends in some kind of imagery of fireworks or sunset or some other
really orange thing you’d see on a middle age woman’s screensaver

😂 im dead

I’m dying!