gnomeontherage:

Marisha: “That’s the coolest thing you’ve ever done!”

Liam: “Ohhhhh, I don’t know about that.”

AN IMPORTANT INQUIRY: What is the coolest thing Scanlan’s ever done? Some nominees:

• Warcaster, grappling the retreating Rimefang with Bigby’s hand and yanking him back down to earth
• Scanbo, triceratops rampage, winning against like 50 guards, rainy rooftop firebreathing gnome vs goliath.
• The return of Hotis, leaping off a tower sword-first into a demon, hitting the ground, and using the little breath he has left on a Healing Word
• Getting Ripley in the Resilient Sphere, dragging everyone up to kill her together.
• Summoning a goristro with a Gate scroll, then standing his ground and singing at it as it charges him, Dominate Monster-ing.
• At the gates of the City of Brass, brass-ball bluffing the illuminated and Greater Illusioning an image of Yenk.
• Killing the pit fiend, and using Modify Memory PERFECTLY to completely save everyone’s asses from 50,000 Illuminated.
• Talking down Kaylie from murder-0 in 60 seconds, and instantly and completely turning his life around the moment he knows he has a daughter
• Honorable mention: Casting the Resilient Sphere on himself and rolling into the orcish war camp singing Trololol.