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Canadian Nightmare

JESUS CHRIST

WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST

The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.

This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed

Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters

Woo woo, motherfucker!

@a-mahariels-travels

Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.

Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.

It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.

Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

nyoooooom

@angrydollface let’s trade in the Hyundai for one of these.

They’re built for the deep snow and the deep, sludgy marshland. And they’re ornery as hell when they want to be. Ain’t nobody in the animal kingdom fucks with a moose if they don’t gotta. They are the hippos of canada

This is literally the only time I’ve seen a moose do anything but stand there, or walk 2km/hr. Holy fuck.

Oh, Canada… 🙂

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COLORADO HAS THOSE. I just want you to know, because I was SO EXCITED the first time I saw one. Then sometimes they’d just be hanging out downtown eating leaves off of trees without having to reach because they’re taller than cars.