Imagine Flynn Rider as the Inquisitor.
Imagine him when everyone starts singing The Dawn Will Come.
Imagine him trying to pull The Smoulder ™ on Cassandra during the opening scene.
Cassandra: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will… Providence… the Maker Will…
Flynn Rider: A horse.Flynn Rider (right after seeing the Breach): This is kind of an off day for me. This doesn’t normally happen.
Flynn Rider (After the mark calms down): So! Hey can I ask you something? Is there any chance that I’m going to get super strength in my hand? Because I’m not gonna lie, that would be stupendous.
Loghain (About to be left in the Fade during Here Lies The Abyss): Go, live your dream!
Flynn Rider: I will.
Loghain: Your dream stinks, I was talking to Hawke.
Dorian: [the Red templars appear] Who’s that?
Flynn Rider: They don’t like me.
Dorian: [Samson] Who’s that?
Flynn Rider: He dosesn’t like me either.
Dorian: [Corypheus appears] Who’s that?
Flynn Rider: Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me!(While Shopping in Val Royeaux)
Cassandra: Rider! Put down those apples, you are here to see the clerics!
Flynn Rider: What? I bought them. Most of them.
Cassandra: Ugh.
Flynn Rider: [Holding a sword to Corypheus as he backs up to the trebuchet.] You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done!
[Flynn kicks the level and the rock launches into the mountain before looking to Corypheus]
Flynn Rider: … How ‘bout best two out of three?[Seeing Skyhold for the first time]
Flynn Rider: I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I’m used to it. Guys, I want a castle.
Flynn Rider: [seeing Corypheus at the Temple of Mythal] Well, I hope you’re here to apologize.
Flynn Rider [after Corypheus tells him he can’t take the anchor back, half of Haven is completely destroyed and being taken over and everyone’s huddled up in the Chantry] I can’t believe I’m saying this but, we’re gonna let you go.
Corypheus: What?
Flynn Rider: That’s right, but don’t thank me. Lets turn you around and send you back home. Here’s your broken ball, here’s your lizard.
[gestures to darkspawn dragon and broken artifact]
Flynn Rider: I get back my satchel, they get back Thedas and you get back a Darkspawn God-Tevinter mutual relationship based on trust and understanding, and voila, we all part ways as unlikely friends.
I ship the fuck out of him and Dorian already
Dorian or Cassandra for sure
Definitely Dorian or Cassandra, or even Josephine. He also would sympathize with Blackwall for a certain reason…
I think Varric and him would get on well too. And the amount of picking on Cullen XD
SIGN ME UP FOR THE FLYNNQUISITION
Someone write this