com-pulsion:

just-another-fandom-darlin:

com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

I said this out loud to someone in my old math class once, and the whole room exploded in applause, I thank you, dear friend, for giving me a come back that would shut the person up for the rest of the year

You’re very welcome friend. Im so proud that someone actually benefited from this stupid musing 🙂